On the first day of the new year I’m in London Underground’s Bethnal Green Station waiting to catch a train to walk around Oxford Street.
And this is the announcement everyone hears over the public address system:
“Due to a person UNDER THE TRAIN, there are delays on the Central line.”
Just like that.
Now in New York we would say
Something to leave you wondering what exactly was going on.
Leave it to the Brits to be completely real about it…